come back homestuck, without you everything I post is warhammer 40k and i’m starting to get worried about it
<Wants to go dancing.
I have to ask some people about things but I’m pretty sure you can get at least two sessions free if you play your cards right.
Everything in the 40K universe can kill you and or fuck so hard that you wish you were dead. From chaos corrupted ration bars (yes that is actual canon), to ever plant and animal that humanity has ever come in contact with.
chaos corrupts ration bars? food is now demonic?
In the 2.0 Dark Heresy beta Version 2.0. There is an agrarian world which worships chaos. In order to spread their taint, they have corrupt their harvest to cause mutations when eaten. So that when its made into ration bars it will spread, causing mutations and all that good stuff.
Douchecanoe on OKC: Asthma and anxiety huh? You sound like a hot mess. Wanna hang?
UH NO. NO I DO NOT WANT TO HANG. LITERALLY THE ONLY THING YOU HABE SAID TO ME IS AN INSULT. SO. UM NO.
oh god please tell me they’re not trying to neg you